Wrapping presents

I get excited to wrap presents for about 2 seconds then I remember I hate wrapping gifts. I have no patience for it.

Cold feet

I hate having cold feet. If my feet and hands are cold the rest of me can't warm up.

ninja assassin

I saw it for you...you can thank me later.

Luckily I didn't have to pay for it.

fashion tanks for men

I'm pretty sure this is a woman's tank. I can't stop looking at the straps.

Men should never wear something called a fashion tank.

not being able to sleep

I hate when I toss and turn in bed. I'm too hot or I'm too cold and I can't find a comfortable position. Every noise wakes me up. Every hour I look at the alarm clock.

When I finally get up and sit on the couch I fall asleep sitting up with my neck bent all the way back.

I blame my bed.

Going Rogue

I don't like Sarah Palin or the following:

-Going rogue

-He's a maverick!

-Palin's family

-The names Trig, Track, Bristol and the other names of her family.

I made a prediction the other day and am deciding to post it here. I believe that Sarah Palin will soon have her own TV show following the formats of Glenn Beck and The O'Reilly Factor. She has managed to stay in the public eye enough that conservatives think she can do and say no wrong.

ugga fugga

These seemingly harmless boots are the end of humanity. If you live in a cold region then I can understand your need to maybe own a pair of these. If you have incredibly cold feet I can understand getting a pair. If it's 80 degrees or you live in Arizona you DON'T need these! You especially don't need these to wear with a mini-skirt or short shorts.

God is good!

Do you really need to use silly phrases to prove that you have faith in God? By saying "God is good" does that save you? Does it make you feel better?

This is up there with WWJD? What would Jesus do? I don't know? My brother's name is Jesus...I don't care what he would do.

Ask me what I would do and I will tell you.

Have a blessed day!

Facebook seems to have brought out all the bible thumpers. What happened to just saying "Have a nice day!" It feels like it's the phrase to say right now. I don't like it.

What's up with that?

Your father in law says it, then a couple weeks later your aunt in law says it, then in one day 3 different people at work say it. They are all old and have no reason to use this phrase.

No doubt!

when an old geezer says "no doubt" after everything you say while holding a bottle of beer you want to break that bottle on his head!

Actually, Possibly, Preferably

sounds the same as basically

Basically

The number one word I detest! Why? When I was in college I knew a guy that used this word to death. In a 3 minute speech he used the word "basically" about 50 times. I counted them!

George Lopez did a skit about Mexicans using basically as the only big word they know, it stuck with me.